Raccoon Guard (BSS01-063) [Dawn of History]
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|Set Name:||Dawn of History|
|Spirit Type:||Machine Beast|
|Flavor Text:||Take care when telling jokes around Machine Beasts. Although they love a good laugh, they will first thoroughly analyze your attempt at humor to determine whether it is satire, wordplay, self-deprecation, or some combination thereof. This could easily take three minutes. And trust me, there is no hell like having the brilliance of your own joke explained to you afterwards.|